Femdom Blogging for Dummies (Short Version)

Some nights I feel like such a wicked man.

But I can't help but feel that if I wanted to I could coldly craft a popular blog about female domination. I've seen so many come and go. I know which sparked a strong reader response while they were about.

For female tops:

• Be aggrieved and find fault
• Complain about stereotypes
• Write something very sadistic
• Explain how sadism can be romantic

For male bottoms:

• Document the improbable inadequacy of your penis as a three dimensional object
• Explain in detail how you persuaded your wife to cheat on you with another man
• Say something passionately submissive and romantic
• Illimitable chastity
• Relentless feminization / sissyfication

More:

• Charming photographs and illustrations
• Sensitivity and romantic tenderness

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Of course those are just the broad outlines. You'd want to craft a distinctive syntax.

And there is that dark and terrible question: how many dominant women on the web are really submissive guys.

(I'd actually meant for this entry to be more substantive but found myself replying to emails and now it is time for me to go to sleep. Negative expectations are inexpensive, surely you can add a few.)